Economist says MBAs are JSEVS ("Jargon-Spewing Economic Vandals")

The Economist has divulged that MBAs are, in its humble opinion, "jargon-spewing economic vandals". The response, says the FT, is to broaden MBAs so they are not trained to think in terms of limiting models with constraining assumptions but in more creative terms. This, it claims, will reduce the number of "shallow, narrow and static thinkers" outputted by business schools i.e. reduce the percentage of JSEVs produced by these programs.